What dog is your car?

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11/04/2015 at 14:58 • Filed to: doge

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My Jaaaaag: a Pembroke Welsh Corgi. Low to the ground and with royal appointment to Her Majesty the Queen.

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My Saab: a Swedish Vallhund. A herding dog that is, incidentally, related to the corgi, it is like an obscure hipster corgi.

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My MR2: A shiba inu, of course. Wow. Such JDM. Very Japan.

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What about you, opponauts?


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Kinja'd!!! CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Someone Else's Projects
11/04/2015 at 15:08

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My Matrix is a Yiff.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Someone Else's Projects
11/04/2015 at 15:12

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My Cruze is like a basset hound. Usually docile and boring, but prone to occasional bursts of energy, during which it runs around, flopping all over the place.

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Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Someone Else's Projects
11/04/2015 at 15:16

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A wolf obviously. Because of this awesome 1996 commercial.


Kinja'd!!! lunr > Someone Else's Projects
11/04/2015 at 15:18

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In other words - they’ve figured out how to build the automotive equivalent of a Labrador Retriever. A little goofy, loyal, fun, reliable, always ready to go on an outing .

Can’t remember where I read it, but sums up my Subaru Forester nicely.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Someone Else's Projects
11/04/2015 at 15:21

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my car is a pitbull. Gets a bad rap for being deadly (early 2000s gm) is popular with rappers (Cadillac) but is really just a big dumb goofy time. And I love it.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Someone Else's Projects
11/04/2015 at 15:22

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What kind of dog has a dodgy cooling system and check engine lights?

/justBMWthings


Kinja'd!!! Someone Else's Projects > Party-vi
11/04/2015 at 15:31

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Bulldogs are prone to overheating and other health problems, so maybe them?


Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Someone Else's Projects
11/04/2015 at 15:32

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This?

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Most definitely a pug. Always eager, with sort-of a flat face, and it’s much more than it seems.

Also does a twice-daily run at speeds that it seems like it shouldn’t be able to achieve.


Kinja'd!!! Wurrwulf > lunr
11/04/2015 at 15:39

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Was thinking the same thing for my Outback.


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > Someone Else's Projects
11/04/2015 at 15:40

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My dog would have 4 legs that can’t hold their own weight a heart arrhythmia, a broken spine and cancer


Kinja'd!!! BReLp7dzHM3ytYsE > Someone Else's Projects
11/04/2015 at 15:59

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My truck and my dog are the same. Handsome looks, solid, reliable, and loyal. I love both of them.


Kinja'd!!! SVTyler > Someone Else's Projects
11/04/2015 at 16:41

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My Focus is like an old, scruffy terrier that still acts like a puppy; nowhere near the prettiest or best-behaved, but with so much heart and character you can’t help but to smile and love it :)

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Kinja'd!!! Anon > Someone Else's Projects
11/04/2015 at 19:16

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My GMC sierra is an American Mastiff. It’s large and clumsy but very strong and lovable!


Kinja'd!!! Chargingstar - E92 M3 pilot > Someone Else's Projects
11/04/2015 at 20:21

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Kinja'd!!! banjo cat ghost of oppo past > Someone Else's Projects
11/04/2015 at 23:23

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She’s seen some sh*t.

She had two previous owners who beat on her (apparently did use her for fighting) and came with a few scars. Notably blown motor/trans mounts despite a rebuilt motor. My ownership has been all about the rehab.

She’s gettin to be a happier puppy but still knows how to get angry


Kinja'd!!! 911e46z06 > Someone Else's Projects
11/04/2015 at 23:37

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This is fun.

M3 = Black Lab puppy. Peppy and down for whatever.

Z06 = rabid Rottweiller. Will murder me one day.

Tahoe = Mastiff. Big, brawny, capable, and loyal.

V-Sport = Collie. Pretty, but sneakily athletic.

Silverado = St Bernard. Big and ugly, but it’ll out-work just about anything.

911 = Beagle. Not very athletic, but still lots of fun.

Vw bus = Old ass tired mangy bloodhound. Pieces falling off, fluid leaking out, creaks and groans when it moves, just wants to lay around in the garage and be left alone.


Kinja'd!!! Chargingstar - E92 M3 pilot > Chargingstar - E92 M3 pilot
11/05/2015 at 00:17

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I’m exhausted and stupid...how did I confuse what dog is your car with fucking Heidi Klum....


Kinja'd!!! Eggplant > Someone Else's Projects
11/05/2015 at 01:11

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Honda Beat - Japanese Chin

Japanese - Check
Tiny - Oh yeah.
Kind of weird looking, but still cute - Yep
They are sensitive to extreme temperatures - It’s a convertible
Their sole purpose is to bring you comfort and joy - Doing that too
But beware: they snuffle, snort, snore, and are famous for their “reverse sneeze.”- Can confirm. Has ITBs.

http://www.justdogbreeds.com/japanese-chin.…


Kinja'd!!! orcim > Someone Else's Projects
11/05/2015 at 03:32

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I’ve always wondered at the Saab-dog interface. Does it “barka barka” or does it “voof voof”? One is healthy running and the other is check engine light.


Kinja'd!!! DrScientist > Someone Else's Projects
11/11/2015 at 10:24

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big, heavy, stable, muscular, strong, eats a lot, hailing from the south-west german state of baden-wurttemberg.

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