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My Jaaaaag: a Pembroke Welsh Corgi. Low to the ground and with royal appointment to Her Majesty the Queen.
My Saab: a Swedish Vallhund. A herding dog that is, incidentally, related to the corgi, it is like an obscure hipster corgi.
My MR2: A shiba inu, of course. Wow. Such JDM. Very Japan.
What about you, opponauts?
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My Matrix is a Yiff.
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My Cruze is like a basset hound. Usually docile and boring, but prone to occasional bursts of energy, during which it runs around, flopping all over the place.
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A wolf obviously. Because of this awesome 1996 commercial.
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In other words - they’ve figured out how to build the automotive equivalent of a Labrador Retriever. A little goofy, loyal, fun, reliable, always ready to go on an outing .
Can’t remember where I read it, but sums up my Subaru Forester nicely.
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my car is a pitbull. Gets a bad rap for being deadly (early 2000s gm) is popular with rappers (Cadillac) but is really just a big dumb goofy time. And I love it.
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What kind of dog has a dodgy cooling system and check engine lights?
/justBMWthings
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Bulldogs are prone to overheating and other health problems, so maybe them?
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This?
Most definitely a pug. Always eager, with sort-of a flat face, and it’s much more than it seems.
Also does a twice-daily run at speeds that it seems like it shouldn’t be able to achieve.
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Was thinking the same thing for my Outback.
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My dog would have 4 legs that can’t hold their own weight a heart arrhythmia, a broken spine and cancer
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My truck and my dog are the same. Handsome looks, solid, reliable, and loyal. I love both of them.
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My Focus is like an old, scruffy terrier that still acts like a puppy; nowhere near the prettiest or best-behaved, but with so much heart and character you can’t help but to smile and love it :)
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My GMC sierra is an American Mastiff. It’s large and clumsy but very strong and lovable!
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She’s seen some sh*t.
She had two previous owners who beat on her (apparently did use her for fighting) and came with a few scars. Notably blown motor/trans mounts despite a rebuilt motor. My ownership has been all about the rehab.
She’s gettin to be a happier puppy but still knows how to get angry
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This is fun.
M3 = Black Lab puppy. Peppy and down for whatever.
Z06 = rabid Rottweiller. Will murder me one day.
Tahoe = Mastiff. Big, brawny, capable, and loyal.
V-Sport = Collie. Pretty, but sneakily athletic.
Silverado = St Bernard. Big and ugly, but it’ll out-work just about anything.
911 = Beagle. Not very athletic, but still lots of fun.
Vw bus = Old ass tired mangy bloodhound. Pieces falling off, fluid leaking out, creaks and groans when it moves, just wants to lay around in the garage and be left alone.
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I’m exhausted and stupid...how did I confuse what dog is your car with fucking Heidi Klum....
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Honda Beat - Japanese Chin
Japanese - Check
Tiny - Oh yeah.
Kind of weird looking, but still cute - Yep
They are sensitive to extreme temperatures - It’s a convertible
Their sole purpose is to bring you comfort and joy - Doing that too
But beware: they snuffle, snort, snore, and are famous for their “reverse sneeze.”- Can confirm. Has ITBs.
http://www.justdogbreeds.com/japanese-chin.…
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I’ve always wondered at the Saab-dog interface. Does it “barka barka” or does it “voof voof”? One is healthy running and the other is check engine light.
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big, heavy, stable, muscular, strong, eats a lot, hailing from the south-west german state of baden-wurttemberg.